Alright Rowland... I'm guilty of loving a good throbbing dance hit as much as the next boy, and I'm lovin' the TaTa charms... I'll be sure to check my local Pandora to see if they carry them. But this video... train wreck.
Synopsis - We establish Rowland has a multiple personality disorder and is full of paranoid delusions, but thank goodness the DJ is her bodyguard - something about treble and bass blah blah blah. Now that we're over that psychosis she plays a quick game of patty cake with one of her personalities. Hope there wasn't any whiplash from that ponytail. She then has a vogue off that comes off as something between a weave check at 2:05 and then the rest looks like that peptobismol dance. You remember right? Well if you didn't...
Overall... Not very impressive - Comes off as trying so hard to do what Gaga, Beyonce, Madonna, and Kylie have all done and are doing. Nice try, please don't do it again. Maybe you should stick to wandering around on beaches (train on track).
Kisses and Love
-JS
P.S. Stop with the gas masks.
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